Remember the test I took last December? The one that was a level higher than planned? Well, I failed.

But check out the score! Rounding semi-liberally, a whopping 50%!!! (Remember, 60% or better is a pass.) I've never been so happy to fail a test. I threw away my postcard from the previous year's test, but this one is getting framed.

Sounds like Super Bowl XXXIX was a decent game. (Was Super Bowl XXX frequently referred to as the "Porn Bowl"? It must have, but why do I not remember this? I really wish the NFL would go with a wittier naming scheme a la The Naked Gun and its sequels (though I was always really pissed that they made the third installment "The Naked Gun 33 1/3" instead of "The Naked Gun Pi". I can't be the only guy who finds irrational numbers hilarious.).) Anyway, good thing the game was OK, as it looks like the ads were ass. The only one that got a genuine laugh out of me was the FedEx ad featuring the inimitable Burt Reynolds. The guy's been comedy gold ever since Norm Macdonald's legendary SNL Jeopardy! bits.

didn't you study math a bit?

"Sounds like Super Bowl XIXXX was a decent game."

the ads sucked as did McChoke.

fixed it. i feel shame.